Why wear gloves?

While driving the 405 freeway, a person (the gender of the driver could not be determined) could be seen driving with white gloves on. Odd, right? Now, one could only speculate as to why this individual would wear such apparel while in traffic – was this a murderer? a germaphobe? a tranny? Not sure.

Upon further analysis, it seems that this individual may be adhering to a new practice being promoted by the Cancer Society of New Zealand to reduce the amount of sun exposure a motorist might encounter. Seems extreme, but makes sense.

As a result, new ideas are brewing – stylistically speaking. Maybe a new sick pair of black Louis Vuitton gloves will be in the new wardrobe for 2012. At any rate, it is a good way to not leave fingerprints behind, which is always a good thing.

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